Need an insult

Some absolute classic's


I never forget a face
But in your case I'll make an exception


Don't look out of the window
People will think that it's Halloween


You've a face like a million dollars
All green and wrinkled


I've kept my youthful complexion
Yes, so I see, all spotty


Haven't I seen you on TV
Well yes I do appear off and on, how do you like me ?


Do you think that I'll lose my looks when I get older
With luck, yes


My husband always carries my photo in his pocket. It once saved his live when a mugger tried to stab him.
Of course, your face would stop anything


I've just come back from the beauty parlor
What a pity it was closed


A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind


Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today


Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing


Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own


He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory


He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words


I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works


I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others


He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe


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They even have an insult generator, cool or what.