Need an insult

Some absolute classic's

 

I never forget a face
But in your case I'll make an exception

 

Don't look out of the window
People will think that it's Halloween

 

You've a face like a million dollars
All green and wrinkled

 

I've kept my youthful complexion
Yes, so I see, all spotty

 

Haven't I seen you on TV
Well yes I do appear off and on, how do you like me ?
Off

 

Do you think that I'll lose my looks when I get older
With luck, yes

 

My husband always carries my photo in his pocket. It once saved his live when a mugger tried to stab him.
Of course, your face would stop anything

 

I've just come back from the beauty parlor
What a pity it was closed

 

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind

 

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

 

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

 

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

 

He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory

 

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

 

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

 

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

 

He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe

 

Courtesy of http://www.insults.net/html/everyday/index.html

 

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