Rumy hit the headlines when he bared all in front of the George Lucas while acting in some shitty film. A roller coaster ride of success beckoned.
'So when the porn barons came calling with big money offers, eager to exploit the dwarf with the foot-long schlong.'
'Still riding high on the success of Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Ass We Go—a smash hit that had broken all previous dwarf-porn records— Rummy gambled big with his money and fame and invested everything in a vanity project; writing, directing and starring in the skin-flick that became known in the porn biz as The Little Man’s Folly. Triple-X Roman gladiator picture Those About to Fuck, We Salute You.'
Some humour on this one