1. Seems a little raunchy for a man of the cloth, but OK…
2. Jesus likes it when you’re naughty.
3. You want to go to Heaven, don’t you?
4. Sure. What’s this have to do with church again?
5. If you know what I mean.
6. That’s one way to get it up.
7. So…you want to me to have sex at church?
9. God loves it when that big booty claps.
10. C’mon, First Lutheran… You had to know that meant something else.
11. Last time I did that I got some pretty nasty chafing burns.
12. Oh, I know. I figured that out when I was 12.
13. Gotta be a better way to say that.
14. I didn’t know that had a name.
15. That’s what she said.