Manage your flock

1. Seems a little raunchy for a man of the cloth, but OK…

 

Seems a little raunchy for a man of the cloth, but OK...

 

2. Jesus likes it when you’re naughty.

 

Jesus likes it when you're naughty.

 

3. You want to go to Heaven, don’t you?

 

You want to go to Heaven, don't you?

 

4. Sure. What’s this have to do with church again?

 

Sure. What's this have to do with church again?
 

5. If you know what I mean. 

 

If you know what I mean. (I mean oral sex.)
 

6. That’s one way to get it up.

 

That's one way to get it up.
 

7. So…you want to me to have sex at church?

 

So...you want to me to have sex at church?
 

8. Perv.

 

Perv.
 

9. God loves it when that big booty claps.

 

God loves it when that big booty claps.
 

10. C’mon, First Lutheran… You had to know that meant something else.

 

C'mon, First Lutheran... You had to know that meant something else.
 

11. Last time I did that I got some pretty nasty chafing burns.

 

Last time I did that I got some pretty nasty chafing burns.
 

12. Oh, I know. I figured that out when I was 12.

 

Oh, I know. I figured that out when I was 12.
 

13. Gotta be a better way to say that.

 

Gotta be a better way to say that.
 

14. I didn’t know that had a name.

 

I didn't know that had a name.
 

15. That’s what she said.

 

That's what she said.
 
Enough I said